Don't Panic! It's Not The Apocalypse! Or is it?

Garvin's memory is not the best, he Can't Remember what he had for breakfast at the best of times, so the last 30 years are a blur he wouldn't recognise if he was watching it in the cinema. He decided to do some research for the show, he was frightened how real it turned, it is not War of the Worlds, just a UFO Flyby, George says they were looking for someone to experiment on, Garvin says he is up for it, they can probe away all they like it will be a welcome change from the norm. The Jokers compare the old to the new releases, Tom Cruise or Boston Scientific , basically are they low or large budget aliens, can Garvin Kick the Robots Ass or it is Smoothie Time for Aliens? The Lads consider whether or not they should heed the warning signs and stock up on toilet paper and start building their bunkers for the apocalypse. If you are going to be Shitting yourself you need the 300 Rolls of Andrex Triple Ply Embossed which is now top of their Global Catastrophe Go To Shopping List. Garvin is looking forward to the Alien Encounter, George is in the Twilight Zone or was it his Twilight Years? Are they Here or Are they on the way, are we food, fuel or labour? Will they be environmentally friendly? Are they back for the recurring Seeding Event every 10000 years or so, now past due? Don't worry about the Meteor, Worry about the Sun Flare that is way past due, it will be sure to throw us back to the dark ages with no electricity if it doesn't set off the Nuclear Winter first, Either Way you can forget about your 5G, you will have Feck all use for your mobile phone and computers then other than to throw them at the vermin. Society will have broken down in weeks when we cant update our Instagram and Tik Toks. George tells Garvin to stop watching TV, he is panicking himself setting his chatterbox into overdrive. His Frame of reference is in the billions of years as opposed to the next few days. The Jokers decide to work backward from most likely global catastrophe so they can determine what it is they should be worried about in what order. Garvin's money is now on the Triptych Apocalypse Wipe-out of AI Alien Tech with a Biological Element, could be a Quadruple if the Alien Arrives on a Meteor, Cupid if it happens during a Solar Event. They nearly forgot about the Volcanoes Yogi Bears Jelly Stone Caldera Surprise and how could we forget the Zombies? They guys extrapolate further their thesis that they are the ultimate Sims or rather AI Bots in an Alien Cosmic Game. They have to be the Bots because who seriously would be playing their Avatars considering how mundane their existence has been to date in the Game of Life so to say! Garvin now has so much more to worry about, his career and what he plans to do with pales into insignificance. George and his wife want to move to Ground Zero, Garvin would rather be in Control or be the King of the New Castle in a Mad Max after Thunder Dome post apocalyptic Ireland. #SelfCoaching #BusinessCoaching #MediaCoaching