Dumb and Dumber - The Jokers Wild

The Jokers feel like crash test dummies hitting their heads off dead-end walls in their respective journeys to date, sometimes without a seatbelt. They don't mind being the dumbest person in the room, not hard for Garvin as he is a natural at it, he just doesn't know that he owns that title hands down, someone needs to tell him but it is extremely difficult to shut him up long enough for it to register. For someone with no opinion, he seems to have a lot to say admittedly not about the subject at hand. The lads are wondering what they could possibly have to offer a podcast audience, why should they even bother trying, they are literally clueless, "dumb and dumber" even, they argue over who is which. They realise they are the experts on being themselves, they have that market cornered, they just need to find half a million doppelgangers' who will get it. The lads decide to go on a speed date with the social media communities, they are buffering like lunatics until they get their mojo in gear, there are "interestingly"s and "actually"s flying off the cuffs every five minutes until they arrive at their train of thought which is still on a single circular piece of track, it's time to pimp up their ride and go off-road in a monster truck, they are going all-in even if they have no chips to play with. Garvin is trying to dumb himself down so he can listen more and people can understand him better, he has to get back from four dimensions to two so people on this planet can half fathom what it is he seems very passionate about, turns out there's a lot of a hullaballoo about crows and bats and lycra suits being important if you want to make stupid millions. For some reason George keeps shouting at him to Just Play Dumb, so does that mean George is Dumber, we will just never know...