Monsters? - Task Lists Can be Scary Too!

Gargantuan Gargoyle Garvin, aka Garvin Electric.... aka Herman Monster, a Big Looming Gothic Character. The Boys wonder if Frankenstein's Monster came with a Guarantee for Parts and Labour, it just would not be tolerated these days, an ISO 9000 Standard and a Money Back Guarantee to booth is now the minimum standard requirement to raise any eyebrows let alone the Dead. George has Rats with Wings in his log cabin he calls them Pigeons, he isn't fooling anybody as we all know Rats with Wings are Bats so says Garvin. Ssshh!! If you stay quiet enough you can hear the House breathe, Was that a Fart? and if you wait long enough it might even talk, best to turn up the radio volume or nobody will be getting any sleep again without an Exorcism being performed nightly. It is in the Irish DNA, the Barbarian has resurfaced, it is 6 Foot 6 Garvin and Family. Who Knew that "The Giant Within" that he is trying to Awaken was a Leprechaun with attitude, George believes in Dragons, Monsters, Demons even, The Villains of any story. Garvin doesn't want to talk History or World Politics that's way too scary for him, he would rather stick to spiders and the Villain Within that's stoking the Fire beneath his Inner Fear to Try new things. The Demon within is the Set of Monster Tasks that can get very frightening all of a sudden, in particular, that social media realm that's full of all sorts of monsters and mayhem at the best of times, Trolls and Geeks n Freaks waiting for the feeding frenzy that is new unsuspecting social media virgins such as the jokers. George is chucking out random monsters now, witches and warlocks, what about Bell Book and Knoll, Garvin takes the Bate and compares white witches to his wife's kinesiology sessions. Reiki, Chakras et al, the lads are comparing their Aura's now, George is trying to tune into the right Frequency, he seems to be using his quartz watch for more than telling the time, What hope has Garvin got as he doesn't have a watch as the Time is always now and that is good enough for him, he will hot wire his frequency later when he has the time, which will also be Now Then. Garvin is scared of Horror Movies and anything else that goes bump in the night, he has a very active imagination but that is not helped with George pointing out that you don't have to imagine when what is in front of you is Real Engine PS5, We are now desensitised that decapitations are par for the course in modern gameplay. Garvin wants to be able to give out to his son about playing too many online games, but the fecker got 10 straight A's in his Exams, so he is not even able to Give out to Him and use it as a threat in the future for Study Purposes, he hasn't tested his empathy quota lately and so doesn't know if he is as Squeamish as his dad when choosing movies to watch. Garvin suddenly gets a come to Jesus moment and realises he is jealous that he can't play or Can he? Just need to buy another Remote! Garvin doesn't want to go out at the best of times, he is afraid of being cloned, stalked, hacked, robbed and that's before he leaves the house. What other madness could befall him if he went down the road to the shops? Skynet has made a Sim out of Garvin, Who knew he was so predictable considering he keeps stressing he is not a number, turns out he is a constant stream of ones and zeros that seem to have a personality with a better dating history than him. Garvin is Burning his money, he says its all about Barter, you can stuff your bitcoin, what use is that going to be when the Electric is cut off, its back to the Stone Age for the Jokers, they want to Kill all Monsters Real and Imaginary. The Lads agree that all Monsters need a name so they can kill it, there's a bunch of freaky looking characters in the bushes nearby looking worried, they all agree to stay in the shadows and remain nameless, its safer for all concerned... #SelfCoaching #BusinessCoaching #MediaCoaching