Perfection

The Jokers aren't Perfect, they nearly make a point of it! Well, that's their excuse for doing stuff half-arsed off the cuff and looking happy with themselves as they put another show in the proverbial can. That's a Wrap! Sure the Audience won't notice the imperfections, sure there isn't one, An Audience that is, Sure what do they know anyway?

Garvin asks George is he any good at Math, For the last 20 years Two and Two never seemed to add up to, well whatever it's meant to. Garvin has been using Magic Math in his Accounting Career to date, many of his previous conversations usually went along the lines of.."Well, what do you want the numbers to say? I know you don't like what they are saying, but the facts are the facts!, Ok then... What Golden Numbers do you prefer, after all half them are already missing anyway!

The Lads decide that Imperfection is the new Perfection, George is now happy with being an "Imperfectionist", it is after all more attractive to the mass audience.

They are going to apply the Pareto Principle to their new approach, The 80 / 20 Rule is now just 80 / 0 , the last 20 is just too near the perfection of 100 percent, so 80 is the new 100 and that's just perfect now.

The Jokers are no longer building with the end in mind, they don't need to have all the answers, any answer will do until some else is asking questions of them and more to the point paying for it. Money is Time or was it Time is Money, Doesn't really matter they have very little of both, so they are going to clone themselves as soon as they can and put them to work printing some currency they can then go blow designing flaws in their work for the future audience to point back out to them at their leisure by whatever social media channel they so choose. They need to have some fall guys to point at when the proverbial shit hits the fan anyway. They agree to leave Good Enough Alone, Who is this "Good Enough" person anyway? Well, he is the person responsible for everything going forward now, he is no perfectionist, he is more of an 80 percenter. He does seem to be a dab hand at managing unrealistic expectations I hear, Jaysus!! Garvin Exclaims with a very anxious look, And Who the Feck is this "Unrealistic Expectations" Fecker now? If it keeps going on like this, we will need a bloody "Project Manager" to keep those two in check if we are to get anything of value done. I hope to God this bunch are all working Pro Bono because I'm working for Fresh air and I'm not sure if I am charging enough of that!

The Jokers revisit the Bear in the Woods Concept, in that, if he drank a beer and you didn't hear him open the can, Was the Beer a Carlsberg? Well, something along those lines.

The new version now being, if the audience being the audience of one, sees our video or listens to our podcast and they don't have an opinion, then it is still new and brilliant until, well doomsday and hell freezes over or we find a customer that actually watches and listens to it, whichever happens first, we're good with it, either way, We are Brilliant until a billion people tell us otherwise.

The Jokers have realised their USP or Unique Selling Point are their Imperfections of which they have many, they are practically overflowing in abundance of them, too many even to name, go figure that this is the Value, they can pretty much corner the market in, these unknown qualities and quantities of which they are the Gurus in, all they have to do now is Simply ..Capture the Ghost in the Machine, Strap him down and Brand the Be Jaysus out of him and Sell from now to Doomsday and Beyond, Childs Play if they don't say so themselves. The Perfect Plan, Now what was the Budget Again? Garvin have you set those SMART ARSE Goals you were talking about? Garvin? Garvin???