The audacity of it all

Garvin has become very naughty and saucy all of a sudden, he wants George to call him "Captain", Captain Kirk to be more precise, George tells him in no uncertain terms to go grow a pair, Garvin takes out his mobile, calls the wife and asks if she could rummage in her handbag and possibly give him his Liathroidi back.
George starts to reminisce about his rights of passage to become a man in the good old feudal times, Garvin is having none of it, he has his washing with him and is heading to his mother's house while he figures out what the next course of action should be.
He decides it's time to leave space dock, George can come along for the ride as long as he is happy to volunteer to be the extra crew member on any away mission involving Klingons.
They both agree it's good to rebel particularly against yourself, it seems you can have your cake and eat it as long as it's not made of potatoes, as there seems to be a shortage of them particularly in Cornwall.
They chat for a while about thirsty horses and how unmotivated they are to drink anything these days. Garvin looks in the mirror quickly realising he needs to consult in "Quiff & Co" if anybody is going to take him seriously as the Bold and Audacious Captain Kirk.
George gets up and boldly walks out the door saying as he leaves something about "He has given himself permission to reinstate feudal times", it makes him happy. In the Alley, the two joker voices can be heard arguing to the tune of "I Know it's only a Leap of Faith but You Jump First!", "No, You!!"