Triggers - What Sets You Off on One?

It doesn't take much to set Garvin Off on One as he says himself, he may only have one life but just like Trigger from Only Fools and Horses, he has had a lot of different heads on his proverbial shoulders. Both Jokers are reading up on Karl Jung even though Garvin doesn't realise it as he is doing it by Osmosis, turns out he favours all 3 triggers mentioned by George, Visual, Auditory and Kinesthetic, basically anything he sees, hears or feels will lead to a knee jerk reaction or good old rant-n-rave. George introduces a Lobster into the mix, Garvin starts humming a tune by the B52s from the mid 80's while looking through his piggy bank to see if he can swap the yellow pack cornflakes for something Red and Menacing with beady eyes and a particular dislike for Determinism theory while resident in a restaurant fish tank. Posh Spice has nothing on Posh George when it comes to Pub Quiz's, he literally hears voices that feed him the correct answers, to anyone else that would be worrying but it is par for the course for a joker on a night out with the Universe as your tablemate. The Jokers compare student jobs, George was a Beater for the Lords and Ladies, Garvin a run-of-the-mill lounge boy, who would know feudal times would be so cool. They rationalise the need for an AK47 and T34 Tank to be better prepared against any pheasants lurking in the unbeaten bushes of social media land, suffice to say they need more bullets (podcasts) if they are to hit home with their seemingly aimless marketing goals, they have their head in the Game, it's time to Level Up, they are swapping the proverbial pea shooter for a Gatling Gun (Lobsters, Pheasants et al beware)...