Enjoy the Weird and Wonderful Better Known as Life

It's weird every day for the Jokers, they don't know what normal is anymore and that's what they like. George looks out the window only to observe Birds playing poker and drinking whiskey, they look up and throw him a courteous Tweet! Tweet!. Garvin Does the Chloe Ting work out for the Tenth time that month and pulls his belt in another notch, he is looking good if he doesn't say so himself. He is holding a Tick List as long his arm of "Things to do" and wonders most what the weirdest one could be..Somewhere in the background George is tinkling the ivories to the tune of the 1967 Dusty Springfield Casino Royal James Bond theme tune, only to be reminded that 1967 was the year that was most important for another reason being the Birth of the Joker #1. Garvin is listening to himself on the podcast again, this time wrapped in a blanket being mindful he calls it..His wife takes one look mumbling "Weirdo" under her breadth among other more profane mutterings. Exercising Daily and Eating Healthy, These are Strange Times indeed for Garvin...Its Time to take care of Business, Queue Here in an Orderly Fashion, Family, Friends and the Rest. George is Open to all possibilities, His Two Favourite Teams are playing again, Certainty versus Uncertainty today's score is 0 to 1. He likes to be Fashionably Late to ensure being on time as most of the time everybody he knows usually turns up late, Garvin says they should just agree the later time and life would be much simpler. Garvin asks George what are you possibly writing about in the "Morning Pages" as you seem to be producing Volumes willy nilly. Garvin points out that he is writing directly to the Universe and strange as it sounds it is answering back. Projects previously put on the long finder are bubbling back up into the List of Things to do soon as reprioritised by the Universe. Water Water Everywhere and not a drop to drink, Follow the "Signs" George Says. Garvin is looking at himself on camera and fondly remembering the good old bad hair days of Mohican straightening and smudged Eyeliner..Ah they were the days! They agree to disagree that chats should be like Lip Sync Battles, Conversations being Battles of Will, Garvin has no idea what George is saying anyway until he listens to the podcasts weeks later. They both agree the Cat is way Out of the Box now, as they see it heading off at speed in the distance, it Meowing something along the lines of I better do something productive with my time, I only have Feckn 8 lives left now. #SelfCoaching #BusinessCoaching #MediaCoaching