What The F@~K ! What the Heck! What the Hell!

We are all Talking Heads.... What the Feck? ..What the Heck? George thinks Garvin is a Garden, probably an unkempt one. He thinks he is a clueless talking head, he doesn't know what the Hell is going on, he would rather it be that heaven is going on, ie all the Good Things and none of the bad but that's probably too much to expect. They are both looking in the mirror now shouting at it, What the Heck are you doing with your life, this is it, its your fault, wake up, Get on with it. The 18 year old are looking out from the mirrors in disbelief of what the old jokers have done with their body. The inner child wants back out and into the driving seat of the now run down body to re energise it to go disco dancing again without breaking a hip or indeed a sweat. The Proverbial Red Lamborghini is parked in the drive or more precisely wrapped around the bins. Its hard to change, its Hard to Ruffle your own feathers, but you have to if ya want to be a peacock again or for the first time even. Garvin's inner child says stuff your milk and pass me the red bull and car keys its time to take some chances before there isn't anytime left, move over and let me in the driving seat, you have had your turn and made a mess of it, we aren't where we are meant to be and that's the Royal We. The Chitter Chatter Box is still muttering away in the room in your mind, However there's a new sign on the door "Keep Out Reasons the Why Not!". There's now a Bouncer on the Door, if you are not positive "Feck Off". The Two Jokers are pushing their inner children forward with affirmations left right and center, telling them both with Gusto - "Keep Going!" ,"Keep Doing!", "Don't Look Back!", "For God's Sake Don't Look Down, Don't Think, Just Do it!", "It will all be alright on the night lads Just Turn Up and keep smiling, keep moving and most of all Remember to Breathe! George looks around to Garvin who seems to be shouting tirades at the mirror now, something along the lines of "What the Hell do I care if you want a Cream Bun, Just go get one!", he then swiftly turns around and heads for the shops with a confident and purposeful stride and smile on his face, George shouts out "Hang On a Second while I grab my Coat I fancy one too!!". The Lads seem to have their own theme tunes, Like a Bat Out of a Hell! These two nutters are Out of Here...To Do whatever needs doing..in the meantime they are going to grab a couple of donuts at crusty cremes. Talking Heads is Garvin's Theme Tune..Not so much Psycho Killer, he is on the Road to No Where or more to point Some Where, he doesn't care where but he wants to get a gang together be it Hells Angels or a Bunch of Jokers with or without Harley's. George wants to meet new people, There's an App for that according to Garvin, Just Swipe Left or Right...George ponders whether it is appropriate to download or not. Don't ask anyone in Garvin House if they would like some vegetables or fancy a trip to the shops, you have to just state the affirmative "Here You Are!" or "Come on We are off!" otherwise there will be a lot of Hmmms and No Not for me or wooohoooo's!! Choice is not always a Good Thing for the indecisive pessimists among us. #SelfCoaching #BusinessCoaching #MediaCoaching